Anyway, these were the titles I came up with (feel free to add any other ideas in the comments):
- I'm Going Crazy Over Here... No, Seriously
- Want a Free Kid?
- Dante Missed a Circle (sub-title: Clearly He Didn't Have Children)
- I Have Kids Therefore I Drink
- Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Screaming
- I Would Never Have Time to Read This Book
- This Is As Good As It Gets... Meh
But, I do have to say, now that everyone is in bed, and it's quiet, and I've had a few minutes to regroup, I do really love my children and I am really grateful to be able to be a stay-at-home mom (but none of this is funny which is why it would never make it in my fictitious book with its fictitious snarky title).